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Over the years there has been some fun and games.. Do you remember when...????

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Well, err, you're not going to believe this but there was this 'one time' when some girls were playing tennis.

We were passing in the buggies and,, err, well,, we all know what happened next!.... 3 buggy pile up anyone ?!? Ouchie !?!

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Here's just a few random bits. If you can remember the year then let me know and I'll get them all in order..

 

 

Jammy fell out of buggy trying to pick up provisional but still managed to save his beer! That's dedication for you!

 

Jammy hooked it on to the club house roof and bounced it nicely back on to the edge of the green! Living up to his name!


Si & his girdle!

Si having to get out of a buggy due to feeling sick after Grant farted!

Si piling up a breakfast, having 1 mushroom & leaving without a word to have a lie down & paracetamol

Hen and Dave getting hammered before lunch on day 1....Hen remembers nothing of that!

Buggy Alley - multiple years of spinning & sliding down the slope between 8 & 9 on the Valley course

 

2016

WTF - No Meon????? Never Again!


2015
Jammy sends email asking if 'someone else can also bring a camera this year so as we can get some more pics' then realises he is probably the only person on the planet who still has an actual camera rather than a phone to take pics on, which they will have anyway! He's on the ball! Is someone getting old??

Si topped of 1st teee & didn’t clear tee box! - Grant hit 150 marker post on 6th!
Bill duffed chip on 18th to lose match!! - Si and Dave order the Lamb Breast - Never again!!
Prizes
Si (Shank, As always!!) Dave (nearest pin) Craig (Angry & wet balls) Brian (most sand)
Davey hit the red stake on the 2nd of Valley course.. JAMMY!! 

 
2014
Jammy hit a buggy on the 9th hole! - Atleast he hit something for a change!
Jammy topped on 17th into water. Something else he managed to hit!
Hen hit his ball through a buggy window...
Hen was pretty hammered 1st day!! Hence the last comment above!!

 

2013
Chummers turned up at 11:30 so missed the first match after a booze up at Wimbledon.. Anyone for Tennis? NO!
Hen and Si left after the 12th on the last round. Anyone for the Chelsea Flower Show?? NO!!
Craigy birdied 17th on match 5! Get in the hole!
Hen hit shot of his life on 11th - over one branch under another to win hole! Is it not Dave who is Jammy??

2012
Did someone say it rained??
Craigy's shining moment. A stunning Eagle (but he doesn't like to talk about it)..
p.s Was there a Dog Licence?? 7 & 6... Anyone, Anyone, Spooner?? Nothing Jammy about that!

2011
Jammy forgot his golf shoes! Then moaned for being rushed when being picked up.. Even though he had a full year to get ready! Twat!
Jammy had a top time. Literally.. Topped on first tee on 9 hole course! Then did it again on the first tee on Monday morning and it didn't even clear the tee-box!!
Norman threw club - I don't believe you!
Serge had yet another Lamb shank on the 9 hole course!

 

2010
Ben fell out of the buggy on the 5th Hole with Brian!
Chummers hit a ball into the tennis courts from the 17th!
Serge had a monster Lamb shank! Again!

Peanuts in the bar anyone??... Nice one Squirrel!

Ben Broke Club then threw it 20 yards down the fairway!

 

2008
Traffic Jam anyone???
Sitting in deck chairs on the side of the M3 in the sun whilst Hen rode around on his imaginery bicycle! Priceless!

 

 

I'm sure there are plenty more and from now on we will keep things up to date, so please email any bits and bobs you can think of to dave@jammy.org

 

Bring on MEON!

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